Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

He created a pig burger out of beef.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.

Flying fish few by the space station.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.