Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.

The old apple revels in its authority.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

Flying fish few by the space station.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

He created a pig burger out of beef.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.