Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.

She advised him to come back at once.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

The old apple revels in its authority.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

The old apple revels in its authority.

He created a pig burger out of beef.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.