It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

They got there early, and they got really good seats.

You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.