He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.