NOW That's What I Call Poems
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense.
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.