NOW That's What I Call Poems
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
The sun had set and so had his dreams.
The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
The old apple revels in its authority.
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
The old apple revels in its authority.
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.