The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.