He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.