NOW That's What I Call Poems
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.
The sun had set and so had his dreams.
It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.
You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.
The old apple revels in its authority.
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.