NOW That's What I Call Poems
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
She advised him to come back at once.
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
She advised him to come back at once.
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.