NOW That's What I Call Poems
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.