One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

He created a pig burger out of beef.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

She advised him to come back at once.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.