She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

Flying fish few by the space station.