It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

The old apple revels in its authority.

Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.