He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

They got there early, and they got really good seats.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.