NOW That's What I Call Poems
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.