Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.