I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.

Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.

He created a pig burger out of beef.

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.