The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.

The old apple revels in its authority.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

He excelled at firing people nicely.