Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

It didn't take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs.

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.

He excelled at firing people nicely.

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.